is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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