Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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