Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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