kristin has been a bad kristin
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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