At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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