did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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