It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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