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You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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