I hate your face
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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