I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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