Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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