That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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