I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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