When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I could make wine with my vomit
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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