i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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