Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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