The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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