I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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