So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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