Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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