What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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