I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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