They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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