What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I wish I only lived at night.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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