I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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