Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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