if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's never too late to be topless.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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