and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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