just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We got so high we made milksteak
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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