if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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