Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she woke up with a sticky ear
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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