Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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