god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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