How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
