**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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