The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have aggressive nipples.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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