Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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