ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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