On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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