How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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