hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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