I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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