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ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Shame - the story of my life.
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