Quick, to the slutcave!
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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