bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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