found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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