Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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