I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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