Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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