Moan for me like Helen Keller
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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