i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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