Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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