Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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