and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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