Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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