i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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