you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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